2011年12月12日星期一

A skeleton jokeWhat did the skeleton say to his girlfriend

A skeleton jokeWhat did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?I love every bone in your body!A werewolf jokeWhy did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?Because he couldn't reach any higher!A werewolf jokeWhat happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?When he got up he only had three legs!A witch jokeWhat did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!A witch jokeWhat makes more noise than an angry witch?Two angry witches!A skeleton jokeWhy don't skeletons play music in church?They have no organs!A skeleton jokeWhy wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him!

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